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Add capAll work and no play make Akpos a dull boy (or is it all play and no work?). We have been posting about admissions and scholarships since morn, let’s crack some jokes and have fun! Akpos from Ghana just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted….. The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.”  The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: “King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said lecturer. Then, she asked again, who said, “The land use act will feed the nation?” Again, no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo , 1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class; “class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do.” The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:”Ghana must go”. “who said that?” she demanded, ...

       The President got caught checking out some Brazilian cheeks in Italy — which wouldn’t be so surprising if the cheeks in question weren’t allegedly attached to a teenage girl .             Barack Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy stole sneaky looks at the assets of Brazil’s junior G8 delegate Mayora Tavares — who is reportedly 16 years of age – at the G8 summit. What do you think of the photo?? Man na Man lol

    The other day, fans criticized the likes of Mercy Johnson and Funke Akindele on social media for acting as students in roles, many opined that there should be room for the young generation to showcase their talents. Noted! I hope they won't go ballistic when they see these "grandparents" in school uniforms.          The yet-to-be released movie is titled " Mama Ukwu Goes to School". Don't know much about the movie but judging by the pictures and the (usual) roles of the actors; Chiwetalu Agu would be a big. bully, if not expelled from school. Ngozi Ezeonu on the other hand an easy-going, naive lady.